In honor of the sparkling beverage we favor on New Year's Eve, here are Pit summaries of "champagne".  (Sporking in bold.)

Harry Potter

Details what happens after Remus and Sirius first come together, regrets and torn wrapping paper and champagne from a paper cup.
If this doesn't take place in a rusted trailer held up with cinder blocks, I'll be very ( Read more... )

A long lost Mary-Sue sister returns in this Teen Titan fic (cartoon verse) and everyone freaks out.  It's not so much god awful as it is nonsensical. Given the source material and slapdash way it's written, I'm assuming the author is pretty young--not that it's going to stop me from sporking it, though.
( No mercy! )

I started putting this post together a couple of days ago, but got distracted by things like FAFSA applications and FandomWank. Now I'm suffering from allergies, PMS-y, feeling downright snarky, and frankly in the mood to rip badfic a new one. Won't you join me?
( Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs. )

While on the search for good Teen Titans AS fanfic (it does exist, believe it or not), I found this:

( I laughed out loud while reading this. )

Inspired by the fact that I'm about make pizza for dinner, I did a word search. no,not pizza (though someone should totally do that), 'oven'. the pickings aren't as good as for other words, but after seeing this first one and lmao, I had to continue. underlining mine, sporks in bold.

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Beauty and the Beast fanfics that have Gaston as a central character are usually...interesting. Mostly because a lot of them involve Gaston somehow surviving the apparent fall to his death at the end of the film. Now to be fair, some of the fics fitting this description are not bad, but a lot of them are. This fic, however, is just brain breaking ( Read more... )

Captain Procrastination strikes again. Teen Titan fics are inevitably bad, of course that doesn't mean I can't have an extraordinary amount of fun sporking.
My sporks in bold.

( Under a bridge )

I didn’t bother to read the vast majority of these fics, I just felt like mocking some Mary Sue summaries.

( Mary Sue's the name, destroying fandom's the game )

One Summary from the 'Just in Section' of the Pit. The other two from the Greek Mythology and Harry Potter sections. Spork in bold italics.

( YAY SUMMARIES! )

Since everyone else seems (or seemed) to be doing it, I thought i'd join the crowd, and do a word search.

( Word of the day; Wince. )